Human Cattle... Mooooooove outta my way.

Pedestrian traffic is one of my pet peeves.

I'm trying my best to get somewhere on time, but along the way the slow moving masses are thwarting my efforts at punctuality. They take up the whole footpath, their big, blubbery arses congealing into one impregnable wall that prevents me overtaking. Meandering along, big empty eyes panning the landscape in every direction but mine, big useless ears deaf to my plaintive cries of "Excuse me, please"

Can we move a bit faster, people???

In the supermarket it's at it's worst. While they're trying to decide between Helga's or Noble Rise their trolley's jackknife across the aisle like a fucking train wreck and the store is transformed into an impossible gauntlet of lazy, stupid beasts and irritating obstacles. For Christ's sake- we have express aisles at the checkout, can we show the same ingenuity in the store itself? Fat, dumb slowpokes to the right, and the organised, efficient crowd down the left.

Am i being pedantic or am i justified in affixing a giant horn to my head so i can honk the brainless cattle out of my way??